I have found something that annoys me more than rabid Twilight fans and Justin Bieber rolled in ranch dressing.

Now if you are wondering what has gotten my shorts in a knot, then read on. If you have issue with religious rants, go find another fluffier blog that I have written, there are several. I have had the misfortune of looking at Westboro Baptist Church's bevy of webpages, blogs, and twitter pages. If you don't know who they are, go find out for yourself or PM me, as one of their lawyers might try to sue me for telling you what they actually are. It's not nice. A few notes as to why my annoyance started and then proceeded to grow...

These people picket funerals of DEAD SOLDIERS. The men and women who have died keeping US safe. And they have the audacity to do so with signs proclaiming that God hates everybody (pretty much the jist). I have too many family members in the military to be okay with that... if one of them showed up to a funeral that I was at, it would be ugly. Promise.

They apparently have nothing better to do than to hate EVERYONE... and say that God does too. Urm. No. John 3:16 and 17 states: "For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son that whosoever believeth in him shall not perish but have everlasting life. For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world, but that the world through Him might be saved." When you get down to the heart of salvation, this is a commonly used verse. And it's so true. God hates sin, not people. To twist the words of the Bible around to fit your own personal hate campaign is not only heinous, but it turns people FROM God, not to Him. Another bothersome issue is that in their videos that "state the meaning of their signs", they feel the need to use profanity in conjunction with God's name. Now, don't mistake me for being undereducated. "Cuss" words are words that have been deemed by MAN to be ugly. Not by the Big Man Upstairs. However, I don't feel like God particularly likes the use of the F-bomb and calling people sluts in His name. Hrm.

As a member of a Baptist church, I detest that these people attempt to associate themselves with us. I have never ever sat through a sermon that condones using the F word and carrying around signs that say things like "God Hates Fags" and "God Hates You" while trampling flags and making music videos (?!). ASDFJKL;

So, all that being said, you people have nothing better to do than picket Lady Gaga and say that Justin Bieber is bad? Seriously, Biebs? He's like 10. He's harmless.

Now, if what you believe is true, then what I'm about to say doesn't matter... I pray for you people. I pray for those who are blinded by your ignorant and hateful beliefs. I pray that no more people are and that you don't turn people away from His word because of your evils.

I promise, I'll post something fluffier and happy tomorrow or the next day, I feel like all of that needed to be said.

Motion Sickness... You Spin Me Right Round

It's 10:35 on Sunday evening and I feel the need to blog. This is the first blog actually written in my apartment, so I feel pretty accomplished... But that's probably due to the ballin grill I put together all by myself. That's right, Eli didn't help, he just hung around and watched True Blood. Which is ok. I was in work mode and didn't need help.

True Blood tonight= =O =O =O <-- Brittany's mind is officially blown. I'm going to have to rewatch that thing in order to wrap my head around it.

For the sisters that care, I mentioned that I might have good news once I got back from Gatlinburg... and I don't. Sorry if I got anyone's hopes up, Lord knows mine were, but it's A-OK.

I have been motion sick 10923847120398473 times in the last 72 hours and I am RIGHT NOW. Catch: I'M NOT MOVING. There is NO MOTION affecting me. ASDFJKL;

I got a new swimsuit, a peace sign towel, a shirt from a legal moonshinery, a stuffed beaver, and a sparkly coffee cup. =)

I convinced Kristin to write out the memoirs of her life. I even titled it: A Life of Cream Cheese- The Memoirs of Kristin Teat. I'm starting to think I should write my own... And it's going to be called ASDFJKL;

Until Later. =)

ASDFJKL;

Mountains are great. Not much else to say right now. TTYS.

These are a few of my least favorite things...

I'm really trying here folks. At this late hour, for your reading pleasure... Some of my LEAST favorite things!

1. Having to do the mad dash from Eli and Bo's bathroom to the closet where the toilet paper is hidden, hoping that no one decides to come upstairs...

2. Children screaming at work because their parents are too lazy to discipline them. Instead they buy them a toy, WHICH EGGS THIS BEHAVIOR ON! You aren't supposed to positively reinforce this kind of behavior, that's how serial killers are made.

3. Working just to pay rent and bills, with little to no fun moneys left over. Dear refund check, get here soon, Love B.

4. Kristen Stewart. Yes, she gets her own number, my dislike of her is that great. She has ONE FACIAL EXPRESSION! This is my happy face *snarl*, this is my disgruntled face *snarl*, this is my lovey dovey face *snarl*. AHHHHHH. She's like Keanu Reeves, but not hot.

5. Being ignored for hours/nights on end because the boys are nerding. I want to nerd, but I can't... BECAUSE APPARENTLY GIRLS AREN'T GOOD ENOUGH TO NERD. *grumble*

6. People who feel the need to be outrageous because their parents didn't give them enough attention. Get over it. Grow up. Eventually, you're going to regret those horns you had modified into your head. Stupid.

7. See, there are these other groups on our campus... and right now, as recruitment for our group, I find myself cringing everytime one of these other groups are mentioned... and there are days when I'd like to blow them up. All three.

8. Being tired. I go into infant mode. Like, whining, fussy, and about to cry.

9. Bob Saget as anything but the dad on Full House. I don't need to know that you're a foul mouthed dirty old man, let me keep my happy memories of Danny Tanner please. Please?

10. People who get mad because I have to scan their drivers license to buy wine and beer. Spare me the whining, just get it out and let me take care of business. You don't want to be stuck here with me any more than I do. (lolz)

11. Redneck hicks. ASDFJKL;. You people make those of us who are educated Southerners look like idiots! Grrrr! Stop it! Read a book (or get Hooked on Phonics), find something to do with your life other than driving a big truck, wearing rebel flag memorabilia, and groping your redneck woman in public. It's gross.

12. Aqua Teen Hunger Force- Unless you are high, I'm convinced this show has no purpose.

13. Squirrels. Suicidal little rodents. Stop running in front of my car! And while you're at it, when on campus, if I go to throw something away, DON'T SIT ON THE TRASH CAN AND STARE ME DOWN! It's weird.

14. Those select ladies who choose to conduct themselves inappropriately in public and make my whole sorority look bad. Stop it. Seriously. The more you make us look bad, the worse our reputation gets. I love you. I really do. Stand up, be responsible for yourself.

15. Twi-Tards. ...Go find yourselves a nice hobby. Hopefully nothing to do with sharp things. AND STAY AWAY FROM TRUE BLOOD!

16. HEADACHES... Ow ow ow ow owowowowowow....

17. Dieting. I'm doing it. And I hate it. It sucks. End of rant.

18. Seeing itty bitty wittle girls who are getting engagement rings and having babies when Eli and I are having to have enough common sense to wait. Yes, it makes me jealous. I want the pretty ring and the fuss over a wedding... The pretty ring is coming. However, I seriously doubt either one of us will fuss over a wedding. My mom won't, his mom won't. So we win.

19. A certain best friend's constant negativity when his girlfriend isn't around. Seriously, it will be ok. I promise.

20. Being licked in the face. It's icky. Yes, Eli. I'm talking to you. And being drooled on for that matter. It stains your clothes. Icky.

...I'm sure there are more, but I'm tired. Night all!

Optimism Wins Again.

So, my last post was pretty... Sad. Yeah. ON a happier note, I'm doing pretty good with this whole eating better and exercising situation. And I don't have a back shelf.

Bo hit me in the face and is now making the most annoying sound on the planet. We might have been brother and sister in another life.

Gatlinburg is two weeks awaaaaay. I have ridiculously good news, but it can wait.

Workshop with the gals is next weekend... =D =D =D

Motivation.

So, for those who don't know this random fact, I used to be a skinny... well, I used to be skinny. If you see a random photo from around Thanksgiving of 07, I was almost Skeletor due to the fact that my first serious love had broken up with me and the stress from the weeks before and the time after caused me to drop weight like NOTHING. Truthfully, at that time I didn't look healthy in the least. Fast forward to ONE year later and I have put on quite a bit of weight. ASDFJKL;, if this is what the combination of stress and poor diet do to me, I quit. Fast forward to now, even heavier. ASDFJKL;. Lets be real. I eat 2 meals a day, and usually one small snack. I don't drink that much soda and I work a LOT. The problem? I'm assuming it's the lack of depression, or the lack of exercise. I'm too happy to be depressed. At this point, it's the lack of physical activity. I know it is, I'm not even playing. I'm now making a solemn vow to eat even better and to start exercising. Tomorrow. Whenever I have time, I'm going to work in 1 hour a day. I want to be that skinny... Well, a skinnier, HEALTHIER girl again.

My Dirty Confession... This won't end well.

So... I did it. I went and saw Eclipse. Don't mock me, I'm not proud of it in the least. Kristen Stewart is a terrible actress and Bella Swan is a total Mary Sue. Edward sparkles, but I could be a fan girl for Rob, I dig his constantly dirty look. People, vampires are not supposed to sparkle. And Taylor Lautner is only useful when his shirt is off and his mouth is shut.

That being said, Eclipse was the best of the movies so far. There I said it. Now for my happiness in the situation... *drumroll*

THE NEW HARRY POTTER TRAILER AIRED!!!! **fangirl mode engaged** ZOMG, It looks freaking fantastic, and guess when the first one comes out? 6 days after my birthday... YAAAAAAY! =D

Now that I have regained dignity, let the wedding chaos ensue!