These are a few of my least favorite things...

I'm really trying here folks. At this late hour, for your reading pleasure... Some of my LEAST favorite things!

1. Having to do the mad dash from Eli and Bo's bathroom to the closet where the toilet paper is hidden, hoping that no one decides to come upstairs...

2. Children screaming at work because their parents are too lazy to discipline them. Instead they buy them a toy, WHICH EGGS THIS BEHAVIOR ON! You aren't supposed to positively reinforce this kind of behavior, that's how serial killers are made.

3. Working just to pay rent and bills, with little to no fun moneys left over. Dear refund check, get here soon, Love B.

4. Kristen Stewart. Yes, she gets her own number, my dislike of her is that great. She has ONE FACIAL EXPRESSION! This is my happy face *snarl*, this is my disgruntled face *snarl*, this is my lovey dovey face *snarl*. AHHHHHH. She's like Keanu Reeves, but not hot.

5. Being ignored for hours/nights on end because the boys are nerding. I want to nerd, but I can't... BECAUSE APPARENTLY GIRLS AREN'T GOOD ENOUGH TO NERD. *grumble*

6. People who feel the need to be outrageous because their parents didn't give them enough attention. Get over it. Grow up. Eventually, you're going to regret those horns you had modified into your head. Stupid.

7. See, there are these other groups on our campus... and right now, as recruitment for our group, I find myself cringing everytime one of these other groups are mentioned... and there are days when I'd like to blow them up. All three.

8. Being tired. I go into infant mode. Like, whining, fussy, and about to cry.

9. Bob Saget as anything but the dad on Full House. I don't need to know that you're a foul mouthed dirty old man, let me keep my happy memories of Danny Tanner please. Please?

10. People who get mad because I have to scan their drivers license to buy wine and beer. Spare me the whining, just get it out and let me take care of business. You don't want to be stuck here with me any more than I do. (lolz)

11. Redneck hicks. ASDFJKL;. You people make those of us who are educated Southerners look like idiots! Grrrr! Stop it! Read a book (or get Hooked on Phonics), find something to do with your life other than driving a big truck, wearing rebel flag memorabilia, and groping your redneck woman in public. It's gross.

12. Aqua Teen Hunger Force- Unless you are high, I'm convinced this show has no purpose.

13. Squirrels. Suicidal little rodents. Stop running in front of my car! And while you're at it, when on campus, if I go to throw something away, DON'T SIT ON THE TRASH CAN AND STARE ME DOWN! It's weird.

14. Those select ladies who choose to conduct themselves inappropriately in public and make my whole sorority look bad. Stop it. Seriously. The more you make us look bad, the worse our reputation gets. I love you. I really do. Stand up, be responsible for yourself.

15. Twi-Tards. ...Go find yourselves a nice hobby. Hopefully nothing to do with sharp things. AND STAY AWAY FROM TRUE BLOOD!

16. HEADACHES... Ow ow ow ow owowowowowow....

17. Dieting. I'm doing it. And I hate it. It sucks. End of rant.

18. Seeing itty bitty wittle girls who are getting engagement rings and having babies when Eli and I are having to have enough common sense to wait. Yes, it makes me jealous. I want the pretty ring and the fuss over a wedding... The pretty ring is coming. However, I seriously doubt either one of us will fuss over a wedding. My mom won't, his mom won't. So we win.

19. A certain best friend's constant negativity when his girlfriend isn't around. Seriously, it will be ok. I promise.

20. Being licked in the face. It's icky. Yes, Eli. I'm talking to you. And being drooled on for that matter. It stains your clothes. Icky.

...I'm sure there are more, but I'm tired. Night all!